i am truly experiencing the el niño phenomenon (popularly known as the lesbian bed death). so more tutut thoughts for release. hay, can't wait for rainy season. :)
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you are undersexed if your version of the song I Kissed a Girl is,
"I Kissed a Twat and I (fuckin) like it".
altogether now.... :D
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how does an undersexed angry lez curse to her gf?
"fuck me! fuck you!"
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me to gf: can you buy me flowers tonight
gf: what for?
me: will set up a funeral
gf: what??
me: i think my sex life just died!
note: this idea came from a friend
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what did the exasperated under-sexed lez tell her gf who doesn't give her any bang?
"i will just take matters into my own hands!"
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one womyn kissing me down there
one womyn kissing my bosom
one womyn giving me the french.
ultimate funtasy: foursome!
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