creative ways to tell you're gay

a friend emailed me some of the entries in yesterday's Chico & Delamar's The Morning Rush (TMR) Top Ten "creative ways to tell someone you're gay". Here are a few she remembered. These made my day. Thanks! :)

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1.)  

Male friends talking
M1: siraulo si Tonyo dun sa kanto, tinawag akong tsismosong bakla 

M2: sinagot ko nga, hoy hindi ako tsismoso!

2.) 
son umuwing bugbog sarado sa bahay na nakita ng tatay

T: o baket may mga pasa ka?

S: nag suntukan kasi kami ni Jong

T: gusto mo resbakan ko?

S: wag na 'Tay, break na kami

3.) 
'pag may nakita kang kakilala.. kilala kita ah, oo kilala kita meron akong homographic memory e

4.) honey i'm home--- mosexual !

5.) honey i'm back--la !

6.) i'm so bad--ing !

7.) i'm so gu- tomboy !

8.) joke joke joke-la !

9.) Chico’s entry – aamin akong gay kung aamin ka ding gay ka

*** my favorite! ***

10.) 
inside a jeep

P1: mama, baclaran lang

P2: mama, bacla-rin po

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have a great day! for all we know it can be our last, or NOT! hehehe.