Mocha for breakfast

this will be real quick as i need to have breakfast already. chanced upon mocha uson's blog. remember her? the womyn with a girl group of the same name whose lip locking with her group mates hit the tabloids? the photos were during their private party but somehow went public. she denied they're lesbians. but later on adhered to the bisexual kind. however, i've never seen her linked to any men and her photoblog in Maxim (which is no longer in circulation sad to say) has various images of her kissing lotsa women! she also said she can kiss a woman anytime, but not as quick with guys.

Krista Ranillo, Jaycee Parker, Maui Taylor, Katya Santos, Precious Adona, Andrea del Rosario and Aiza Marquez. Can't this girl be any luckier???

sunday's usually dull and boring. now it's not if you get mocha early ;)

Mocha Uson's blog

for the ultimate blood rush! ofcourse, save the best for last. :D

ano ba ang pinagkakaguluhan nila dun sa baba ni mocha? wehehe. gusto ko rin makigulo at makisiksik! hahahaha


consummatum est part2

where was i? oh, after shower. work robbed the time out of me, thus writing only now. well, moving on...

after our shower, we changed to new clothes and fresh perspective. we took on new clothes only to take them all off in seconds! haha. the moment we hit the bed and embraced, it was automatic.

we stared at each other's eyes. just seeing the love and passion, nothing else.

she cupped my face and kissed all my worries away. she took off the shirt of my sentiments. she pulled down the pants of my recent struggles. unclasped the bra of my defenses, until finally slowly tugging down the underwear of my tampo. removing the last shred of doubt.

for every exposed skin, she whispered her heated feelings, my skin steaming in reply. i arched to raise an issue and she thrust deeper to prove her point.

all the burning questions i had were answered with equal intensity in her nipping, sucking and humping.

we bent backwards, turned over, to discuss and expose all angles of our concerns.

we moaned in agreement and screamed on the major stuff.

she opened her mind real wide. my tongue probed farther just to understand her more.

she writhed with my inquisitions, while i drowned in her moist emotions.

we exchanged our ideas thru our fluids.

all nigh long. we talked. mind, body and spirit. all nigh long.

it was soo good, lumampas pa ko sa langit and went intergalactic. hehe.


consummatum est

how long did it take?
4 blog posts,
12 tutut post comments
1 rain dance,
numerous dry days,
countless self-tutut.

consummatum est. naganap na! sa wakas! fuck! ang sawaaap! totoo! try nyo rin! wehehehe.

she said early this week that she wanted to go to the beach. i was instantly expectant of course! this may be it! my velvet folds down there just clapped with glee. haha! but to avoid great disappointments from my great expectations, i didn't really count on it that much yet. days later, she followed it up with me. i have been puyat the whole week and as tutut wanting as i am, i was hoping for some weekend rest. told her we'll just discuss it on tutut eve, err i mean beach eve.syempre, magpakipot naman kahit konti lang. pampa-excite ba. hehe.

late night, we were tap dancing if tuloy or not ang outing. she graciously said okay lang wag na matuloy if am not feeling well. in panic i assured her that i'm feeling better na. haha. bigla talagang gumaling e. hihi. however, as we were further talking about it (shucks! mukhang tuloy na!) she was all along thinking of a day tour only, while i was fantasizing an overnight stay with overnight tutut! no shit! parang biglang magkakasakit ako uli sa sama ng loob. sigh. just told her na lang to have provision for overnight in case we have any change in plans, in case matuloy pa (back to pakipot mode).

i slept my great disappointment away. 10pm and am already out. the next day, i woke up early morning and texted gf good morning. around 6am, she asked me if tuloy. sleep gave me the strength and clarity. this is not the time para maging ambivalent. in short, tigilan na ang walang epektong pagpapakipot! i replied yes to her and instructed her to pack for overnight.

i asked my sister for instructions because they've been to that beach already. at the bus stop, we waited for several minutes but our bus never came. impatience took over and i asked the bangketa girl where's the bus we need. matagal na daw lumipat ng terminal. pucha naman o! fine, we took the bus to reach the "correct" terminal. finally found our bus and yey! off we go. this is it!!! all smiles.

the ride was long. long enough to discreetly make out. haha! summer na summer sa sobrang init! whew! malapit na sanang marating ang unang langit, kaso we were already wearing our swimsuits, so syet! hindi mabuksan ang pinto ng langit! haaayyy!

after hours of knocking at heaven's first door, we finally reached the beach!!! yahoo! we had to take a PhP300 trike ride to the not soo popular beach (as I was told by my sister). we took many shots of the sights while in transit, full with excitement.

shades and surf shorts, carrying our bags and our wide smiles, we're ready to greet the beach and the possibilities that lie ahead. one, two, three, yep, the possibilities ended in 3 seconds. the not so popular beach as it turned out was brimming with people and masa scene. guys showering outside in their underwear, women, old and young in sando, shorts, t-shirts, loosely gartered bathing suits, coin-based videoke bar, yucky looking men drinking red horse, tanduay, ugh, i can't take this anymore. this is as public as it can get.

the information booth was manned by a child in her panties, eating ice candy. is this some sick joke? we looked for the caretaker, demanding for an overnight stay room. the guy said out of stock or something like that. no freakin room available. naknampucha talaga! tutut na naging bato pa! grrrrr!

we were devastated, we tried bribery, threat, pleading, even seduction! still nada. the caretaker turned out to be gay! how defeating can it get huh?

we temporarily rented a cottage to rest. we were sandwiched between guys doing lousy videoke and another set of drunk, smelly guys. there's trash everywhere. out of shock, gf and i were silent and don't know what to do. bad mood totally. pissed is an understatement.

after a few minutes of pag-aalburuto/moping, i decided to do the most obvious recourse. i called my sister and blamed her to eternity! for not warning us about the beach, for the wrong travel instructions, for the candy she snatched from me when we were kids, for everything! somebody has to be blamed just to diffuse the fume. hayy.

we called our trike driver to pick us up again. yes, another PhP300 down the drain, but out of hell. we asked him for other beach suggestions because the adjoining resorts were unreasonably costly. the dependable driver after another almost an hour of touring the countryside, took us to a decent place with decent rates. by the time we reached that level of decency it's 7pm already! whole day almost wasted. we're just tired.

whattaloongday. we took our shower to wash off the day's frustration, issues and deception. and 8pm began the loong night of making up and a new level of indecency. haha.

to be continued...


the color of tutut

was thinking of what to wear for a future job interview, when this entered my mind. certain outfit colors have varying effects. and some even profess that choosing the color to wear in a job interview is as important as answering the question, "why should we hire you?". so here are stuff i came up with, some colorful meanings or meaningful colors, oh whichever! =)

Black - is polarizing. People perceive it as either intensely good or intensely bad.
Red - is intensely passionate or intensely mad/angry.
Yellow - intensely pro-Noynoy or intensely pro-Kris. hehe.

And then there's Green, which isn't exactly my favorite color and haven't even thought of as anywhere near strategic. But then...

Green - is the color

> of money (fortune)
> of luck (remember the four-leaf clover?)
> of an on track project (we call it project health colors, yellow means at risk, red means delayed)
> and of course, it is the color of desire, thus the expression - green minded.

I'm surprising even myself, because I used to think it's red for desire. Anyhoo, if green is the color of horny, then its heroic embodiment must be Green Hornet! Haha. It's even redundant and hyperbolic - it's green and has horns for crying out loud! Green Hornet, the champion for lost libido! The hero to make you grin from bleep! bleep! thoughts. Hehe. I'm soo going nuts. Hmm... nuts...yum... I'll stop now.

Green in traffic means Go! To me that translates to "if you're horny, then GO forth and fornicate!" (since lezzies can't really biologically multiply).

What are you waiting for? GO!!! =)


to tutut or not to tutut

somebody suggested that i just discuss this tutut concern with gf. that's the most logical thing to do. i could actually, but i won't. i want her to want this also, not because i sort of hinted or want it but because she wants it as much or as bad. there is pride and greater joy in being wanted without even lifting a finger (pun not intended).

i'm trying to be zen about this hullabaloo. mediation and well, yeah, masturbation keeps me sane these days. i pray that this won't be a crusade (gawd! i don't want to be celibate that long), but a short campaign that will be won over very, very soon.

thanks for all your support guys! =)


if this tutut could talk2

i am truly experiencing the el niƱo phenomenon (popularly known as the lesbian bed death). so more tutut thoughts for release. hay, can't wait for rainy season. :)

you are undersexed if your version of the song I Kissed a Girl is,
"I Kissed a Twat and I (fuckin) like it".
altogether now.... :D

how does an undersexed angry lez curse to her gf?
"fuck me! fuck you!"

me to gf: can you buy me flowers tonight
gf: what for?
me: will set up a funeral
gf: what??
me: i think my sex life just died!

note: this idea came from a friend

what did the exasperated under-sexed lez tell her gf who doesn't give her any bang?
"i will just take matters into my own hands!"

one womyn kissing me down there
one womyn kissing my bosom
one womyn giving me the french.

ultimate funtasy: foursome!



tutut talk

truly a dry season. here's some tutut thoughts my mind's trying to compensate with. enjoy! :)

I haven't had tutut in months with gf.
So long that I think we're now in a platonic relationship!


I haven't had tutut in months with gf.
So long that I'm feeling virginal already. Ouch!


I haven't had tutut in months with gf.
Dear God, I hope I'm not transforming to be straight. Yikes!
Or maybe she's the one who's now straight?! Double yikes!


Why is having a tutut partner better than a tutut toy?
Because you can have orgasm even while your hands are behind your neck!


What do you you do to the gf who's not giving you enough sex?

answer: remove the "S" in sex and make her your "Ex".


note: tutut means sex


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Train Crush3 - to dyke for

i know holy week is over. but let me begin this week with my own man-dy dandy monday =)

what's different this time? i was prettily sitting inside the train when this interesting dyke stood near me. near enough for me to study her. my interest was not automatic though as i'm more into femme. so it was a battle of wills, i had to stare at her a longer time before finally deciding to give her a shot or shots for that matter. :)

instead of a celphone, she was holding a psp case. my mind 's torn as to what's inside that case. is it her masculine-looking vanity/kikay kit or it's her gadget kit? hehe.

i can only theoretically lurk on what's crossing behind that dark-rimmed glasses of hers. i think that's her magic so to speak, she is dark, mysterious, or maybe both. now that's doubly interesting. ;)