4.10.2010

tutut talk



truly a dry season. here's some tutut thoughts my mind's trying to compensate with. enjoy! :)

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I haven't had tutut in months with gf.
So long that I think we're now in a platonic relationship!

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I haven't had tutut in months with gf.
So long that I'm feeling virginal already. Ouch!

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I haven't had tutut in months with gf.
Dear God, I hope I'm not transforming to be straight. Yikes!
Or maybe she's the one who's now straight?! Double yikes!

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Why is having a tutut partner better than a tutut toy?
Because you can have orgasm even while your hands are behind your neck!

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What do you you do to the gf who's not giving you enough sex?

answer: remove the "S" in sex and make her your "Ex".

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note: tutut means sex

8 comments:

Kim said...

all that talk about tutut and the lack of it makes me... hahaha! nice one firewomyn. how are u by the way?

firewomyn said...

@Kim - hehehe. so it has to be abt tutut for you to comment again huh? :D i'm all, hmm.. dry? haha.

Kim said...

well, u'r sex life is just following the season here in RP. Lol! Hope by June, it's already wet and wild! wink wink

Anonymous said...

have you mentioned it to her na ba? kahit sa sex dapat may communication :)

firewomyn said...

@Anonymous - yeah, i could easily discuss with her, BUT it's a pride thing. hehe. i want her to want it from her own volition not because i hinted. yeah, so i'm torturing myself. hehe. silly me.

Anonymous said...

if I were to graph my tutut with gf there will definitely be a steady decline during summer and steady increase during the -ber months, with peaks during -ber holidays and dips during the hottest days of the year. It's a natural pattern for us, maybe it is to you as well? just a thought :) - ephemeralbliss

firewomyn said...

@ephemeralbliss - hmm, you just gave me an assignment. i have to do my own graph too! then i'll confirm with you. hihihi. galing mo ha. na-analyze mo na. :)

Ryan Boyles said...

Ha ha ha! I was laughing hard upon reading the comment of the Anonymous commenter. On my thought: I think that happened to me. Di ko lang pinansin or inisip masyado.

-Ryan @ Sex Toys Philippines