girl: hi fire! i'm a huge fan.. i was wondering if you could meet up with me and my friend sometime? hang out lang..
firewomyn: sure! basta treat nyo ko ha. hehe.
girl: haha bukas, pwede ka?
firewomyn: hindi naman kayo nagmamadali no? hehe. can't tom. next Sat works for me. at ndi mo pa kinoconfirm kung treat mo ko ha.
girl: can we get your contact number?
firewomyn: no. we have to communicate thru mental telepathy. hehe, just email me. and am kinda dubious abt this "we"
**ym msg from someone i don't know received on my phone**
bigboy: hi. this is ___, girl's friend. haha :)
firewomyn: you're a man? *was thinking could be a butch*
bigboy: yeah, last i checked. haha
firewomyn: i am lesbian. *i think this is the first time i said that line to anybody*
bigboy: err.. *pause* okay, i don't really know how to say this.. *pause* but girl and i were talking about getting another girl to join us, and she said her local celeb crush was you. *msg cut*
**twas late night and was tired, so didn't reply anymore. the next day - **
firewomyn: your msg was cut. join you on what?
bigboy: uh join us for a ... tryst. but i realize now medyo offensive so i'm super sorry. forget we said anything.
#######i know i've been mentioning it here that my ultimate fantasy is a threesome. i thought the specifics were obvious, so i should have provided that very minor detail that my fantasy is a threesome with two other women. no penis involved please.
the proposal was at first interesting *because it was the girl who asked first*, then shocking *because the boy got in the picture. i mean what part of the word lesbian in my blog header is unclear?*, then interesting again *haha. the shock wore off*, then bitin *they didn't even wait for my answer!*, and then funny *hey, it's not everyday you get to be invited for a "tryst with what seems to be a hetero couple*. and of course i won't let it slip that the girl (whom i am imagining is hot) categorized me as a "local celeb". naksnaman! hay, ansaya ng buhay. may drama, may erotica, may comedy. okay na yan, wag na pong dagdagan ng horror pls. hehe =)