8.09.2010

Mga payong pang-tag-ulan

















1. Gusto mo ng matalino? Go fuck her brain! Good luck kung marating mo ang langit.

2. Gusto mo ng sexy/maganda? Pwes, magpalaki ka na ng katawan, panakot sa mga aaligid sa kanya. E kung magpatubo ka kaya ng sungay para mas nakakatakot? Yikes!

3. Kung takot ka masalisihan ng iba, payagan mo lang makipagmeet sa iba ang gf mo pag may period sya. Yan ang sigurista! Lol!

4. History accounts for something. So mas kabahan ka sa mga dating kakilala kaysa sa bagong kakilala.

5. Kung ang jowa ay one-way, abide to the golden rule, "do unto her, what you want done unto you," Pag nalaman na nya kung gano kasarap ang other way, magpapaconvert na yan. Hehe.

6 comments:

_yle said...

If you fucked someone's brain without asking permission would it be considered rape? Come to think of it I might be open to brain rape. Sounds malign but oh so kinky.

Anonymous said...

mga hanep na payo sa tag-ulan. i'll keep those in mind. :) thanksss! God bless -w1cked

firewomyn said...

@_yle - hmm, if there's intellectual intercourse & intellectual masturbation, then there must also be brain rape :) I tried to mentally picture it and seems exciting :D

@w1cked - mga kalokohang payong ewan. Hehe.

Anonymous said...

oh well, if u wanna put it that way.. he he *wink*

anyway, how could u rape it? there must be two consenting minds aiite? hmmm adik lng -w1cked

firewomyn said...

@w1cked - rape is power play. not sure about consent, but maybe unknowing consent, like influencing?

Anonymous said...

hmm powers of pursuasion.. i get it now :) -w1cked